Useless Tinder Rip-Offs
Just in time for the horrible, lonely holidays! Here Come The Tinder Rip-Offs!
Timber
Dating app for lumberjacks.
Brender
For Brits who prefer to date women named Brenda.
Yonder
For people who don’t mind traveling a great distance for a piece of tail.
Kinder
The exclusive dating app of Roman Polanski.
Upender
Tech support, not a dating app.
Gender?
Like playing a game of spin the bottle during a party at Marilyn Manson’s house, you just never know what you’re going to get with this app.
Lender
You can be pretty much guaranteed to get a hand job with this app, but you’ll need to leave your car title as collateral.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
