What To Do With That Used Groom’s Ring…
Sell it, then see how well you fare at Wendy’s value menu.
Place it gently just inside your bottom and then fart it onto your wedding photos.
Use it as a distance marker while attempting to beat your personal masturbating for distance record.
Use as part of the tip for your favorite stripper.
Use the center of the ring as a “nail corral” while clipping your toenails.
Sell it to guy whose Halloween costume is going to be “Castrated Male Desperately Clinging To Hope“
Throw it into a dark, mysterious alley and see if it opens a Hellgate.
Donate it to Trump’s administration under your ex’s name.