What To Do With That Used Groom’s Ring…
Sell it, then see how well you fare at Wendy’s value menu.
Place it gently just inside your bottom and then fart it onto your wedding photos.
Use it as a distance marker while attempting to beat your personal masturbating for distance record.
Use as part of the tip for your favorite stripper.
Use the center of the ring as a “nail corral” while clipping your toenails.
Sell it to guy whose Halloween costume is going to be “Castrated Male Desperately Clinging To Hope“
Throw it into a dark, mysterious alley and see if it opens a Hellgate.
Donate it to Trump’s administration under your ex’s name.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
