White Mirror

CHAD and EVAN sit at a microbrewery. Chad wears earbuds and listens to his iPhone… but his eyes suddenly start glowing red — and his arms raise up like a robotic soldier’s. Evan: So, you like that new history podcast? Chad: MUST… KILL… AND SIGN UP FOR BLUE APRON… 

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Dressed-for-yoga MADISON has a higher-tech-looking FitBit-esque device strapped to her wrist. The device’s readout says, “KALE LEVELS LOW” and a robotic voice from it says, “Now teleporting you to Whole Foods.” She disappears in a whoosh of self-satisfaction.

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17-year-old KEVIN uses futuristic technology known as “a car” to pass multiple police officers without once being stopped.

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PHIL is on the dance floor, wearing full-body tech, and “dancing” with his Latina girlfriend ANGELA. PHIL: Check me out! NOW I got moves! ANGELA: Um, still no. 

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REXFORD enters the waiting room, with good news: “The cyber-transplant was a success. Now no medical ailment on Earth can ever shorten the life of Adam Sandler.” 

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MEL and JANICE sit at a computer, which has a device that is scanning Mel’s face. Mel: “It lets you apply for a job just by scanning your face!” On the monitor we see: “Caucasian Male – HIRED”

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CHIP has programmed a handheld device to literally insulate his ears from any music not made by four guys with feathered hair between 1983 and 1992.

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Suddenly, every woman receives the same buzzing signal on their “COMM-YONI” eggs, and looks down to see The Leader’s instruction: “COMMENCE THE STEAMING.”

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Imagine what looks like an innocuous piece of headwear, but it contains both a receptacle and delivery- system for a beer. Now imagine it with the power to hold two.

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CHRISTOPHER rides a cutting-edge transport vessel to a new world, where he uses a futuristic metal “combustion-rod” to declare an entire people “subjects of Spain.”

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