Who Said It: Theodore Roosevelt or Theodore Roosevelt from Night At The Museum?
2. “A great democracy has got to be progressive, or it will soon cease to be neither great nor a democracy.”
3. “I’m made of wax, Larry.”
4. ”A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.”
5. ”If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the twenty-foot jackal staring right at you.”
6. “I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Poughkeepsie.”
7. “Sometimes the greatest change brings about even greater opportunity.”
8. “I am a part of everything that I have read.”
9. “I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”
10. “I hate to ask, but, as you see, I’m missing a few body parts. Could you please give us a scratch?”
11. “In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.”
12. “A little hot wax and I’m a new man.”
13. “To announce that there must be no criticism of the president… is morally treasonable to the American public.”
14. “Sweet rutabaga pie, that was divine. Theodore Roosevelt, at your service.”
15. “Larry, relax. I’m wax.”
16. “I am Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president of these United States.”
17. “Who would have ever thought. I’m wax.”
Theodore Roosevelt
1, 2, 4, 8, 9, 11, 13, 16 (probably)
Theodore Roosevelt from Night At The Museum 1-3
3, 5, 6, 7, 10, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17
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Jennie Egerdie is a writer and performer from Canada living in New York City. Her writing has been featured in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna Comedy, Points in Case, and shortlisted for PEN Canada’s New Voices Award.
