Why RFK Jr. Is Really Pulling out of the Election…
He’s got some bear meat he has to use FAST!
He pretty much knew he was doomed when Aaron Rogers turned him down.
Now he has more time to do his dream job: professional prankster.
He plans to follow Taylor Swift around the world to court the Switfty vote in 2028.
He hears they are looking for volunteers to go to Mars.
Hoping to replace Jimmy Kimmel on late night tv.
He realized that Kennedys don’t have the best luck when it comes to running or being president.
He’s pretty sure those extra two or three votes can help Trump.
He’ll finally have time to get a vaccine.
He’s already been in the Oval office a bunch of times the luster has worn off.
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John Zakour is a humor / sf/ fantasy writer with a Master’s degree in Human Behavior. He has written thousands of gags for syndicated comics, comedians and TV shows (including: Simpsons and Rugrats and, Joan River’s old TV show.) John has written seven humorous SF novels for Daw books (the first The Plutonium Blonde was named the funniest SF book of 2001 by The Chronicle of Science Fiction). John has also written thirteen YA books for smaller publishers. His Diary of a Super Girl Series is currently a top ten seller in class on amazon. He has also written four humorous self-help books and three books on HTML. John has also optioned three TV shows and four movies. John has been a contributor to Nickelodeon magazine writing Fairly Odd Parents, Rugrats and Jimmy Neutron comic books. John currently writes Bart Simpsons comics for Bongo comics.
