Willie Wanking and the Chocolate Factory And 9 Other Examples Of Louis CK’s Favorite Things
Star Wars Character
Hands Solo
TV Show
Masturbating with the Stars
Movie
Willie Wanking and the Chocolate Factory
Little Rascal
Spanky
Religious Holiday
Hairy Palm Sunday
Author
Bram Stroker
Mini Mart Purchase
Beef Jerky
Website
Dickileaks
Musical
Strokelahoma
Actor
Tom Yanks
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…