5 Honest Yelp Reviews About the New Cannabis Cafe in Town
4 out of 5 stars
Great selection, pleasant atmosphere, and knowledgeable waitstaff. My one complaint: They really need to streamline the payment process. It was unclear to me whether I needed to pay with a card, pay with cash, or whether I had already paid hours ago and the staff was glaring at me, waiting for me to leave.
– Daniel M.
3 out of 5 stars
The menu offers a variety of options that will satisfy the novice and the hardcore Mary Jane enthusiast. The patio is lush with decorative plants, climbing along the wooden fencing, which produce a rustic ambiance. In fact, I would be remiss if I did not point out the menu’s glaring lack of information about the patio’s intricate vines. It is never a good sign when a restaurant’s waitstaff can’t answer your questions, and you have to turn to Wikipedia pages such as “List of longest vines” or “Charles Darwin’s On the Movements and Habits of Climbing Plants.” By the way, it just occurred to me that “plants” is a weird piece of language, isn’t it? “Plants.” Sounds a bit odd to me. “Plants.”
– Brenda R.
3 out of 5 stars
This place offers a great variety, but I have to agree with the other commentators when it comes to the intricate vines. They are a little bit too enrapturing. Luckily, at precisely 4:20, everybody here paused their conversations to do a little cheer, producing a welcome, if fleeting, distraction from the circuitous vegetation encroaching on the patio.
– Logan S.
3.5 out of 5 stars.
Look. It’s a place where you can smoke weed in public. What else do you people want from this place? However, I see where everybody’s coming from. If I could offer a piece of constructive criticism, I might suggest trimming the vines or perhaps adding new vines that evoke a sense of “Everything is going to be okay.”
– Bernice A.
1 out of 5 stars
I’d rate this place higher, but I’ve been trying to find the exit for about 45 minutes. Is it behind the vines? Can someone help me?
– I thinkk I amhavinng a heartattack
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