A Gaslight in the Attic: Toilet Tweeting

Toilet Tweeting

I sit and I sit

But nothing comes out

I push and I push

But still no brown out.

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I take to my phone

And open up Twitter

I tweet at my enemies

Trying not to sound bitter.

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It doesn’t matter that

It’s three in the morning,

I’ll tweet up a storm,

I’ll send out a warning!

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Call out the lawmakers,

Snowflakes and any enemy,

Don’t care if it’s true,

It’ll be my serenity.

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If I tweet it enough,

A few I’ll dupe,

Or at least I’ll forget

That I still can’t poop.

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Terrorists

Radicalized Muslims are terrorists

They hate us just for spite,

But remember they aren’t really terrorists

If they were radicalized and white.

 

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Build That Wall

Build that wall

Build that wall

Build it long,

Build it tall!

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Don’t delay

Don’t stall

Because Mexico

Will pay for it all!

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It’ll be easy and simple

To sure up the border,

When Mexico doesn’t pay

I’ll use an executive order!

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That’s sure to work

To stop the insurgency,

But Congress won’t pay,

So I’ll call for an emergency!

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Where we get the money

It’s all arbitrary,

Mexico, Congress

Or from the military.

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They don’t need it

For shelter or protection,

The wall is needed,

Every single section!

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Build that wall

Build that wall

Because if I don’t,

It’s my own downfall.