AK Mart and 14 Other NRA approved Wedding Registries
Crate and Gun Barrel
Target
Bed, Blood Bath and Beyond
IKillYa
Forever 21 Rounds
Ka-Boomingdales
Hobble Shop
AK Mart
Amazon Primed and Double Pumped
Smith and Weston Elm
Neiman Carcass
MyGunRegistry
The Shotery Barn
Restoration Military Hardware
Ammothrologie
by Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
