Originals

AK Mart and 14 Other NRA approved Wedding Registries

Crate and Gun Barrel


Target


Bed, Blood Bath and Beyond


IKillYa




Forever 21 Rounds


Ka-Boomingdales


Hobble Shop


AK Mart


Amazon Primed and Double Pumped


Smith and Weston Elm


Neiman Carcass


MyGunRegistry


The Shotery Barn


Restoration Military Hardware


Ammothrologie

 

by Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…