All I Want For Christmas Is YouPorn
It’s that magical time of year again, when the naked people on YouPorn are all wearing Santa hats and going much further than kissing beneath the mistletoe. Allow your equally lonely friends at Weekly Humorist to give you a hand in getting the most from your experience with these sure-to-please recommendations!
Wet Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest; Jiggle Bells
NativiTea-Bagging; MistleCamelToe
I Came Upon A Midnight Rear; Noggy Style
Secrete Santa; All I Want For Christmas Is Spew
Brown Christmas; That’s Not Coal In Your Stocking
Group Of Carolers Doing A Gang Bang; Nudeolph’s Reindeer Games
Eggnog Enema; I Saw Mommy Fisting Santa Clause
Elf On A MILF; Stepmom Into Christmas
Fireplace HD (it’s really a rather soothing way to unwind from all the disgusting fun)
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
