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Subscription Boxes to Help Make Your Passover Seder Manageable
Gefilte fish in a box: Nobody wants this, yet here we are.
Entries by Lauren Morris
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Facebook Status: It’s Time To Purge My Friends’ List!
You know the drill if you haven’t given me enough likes, hearts, and replied when I posted about the predictive text challenge for what 80s inspired colored underwear I should wear next Tuesday, you are getting purged.
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Helpful Hints When You Accidentally Make Direct Eye Contact With the Kiosk Mall Employee
Whip out your 7 Sutra Ionic Heat Brushes from your purse and cry, “What more do you people want from me?”. And more.
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I’m a Risk Taker
Oh, you don’t believe me? Well, I’ll prove it to you.
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Morning Meditation for Flat Earthers
If the Earth is round, then how does the water stay?
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Teddy Ruxpin Story Descriptions for the 21st Century
The world sure has changed a lot since 1985! Teddy is ready to make new friends and goes on an intersectional playdate. Teddy had no idea how many oppressive institutions existed. He’s learning that no matter who you are, everyone just wants to have friends and wants to use his privilege to affect change! Grubby, […]
