Entries by Meg Reid

My Dog Eats His Own Puke Because He Is a Strategic Genius

You’ll never believe what my genius dog did yesterday! He came across a huge mess in our house and immediately devised a way to clean it up, all by himself. I’m so impressed that he quickly found a solution to a problem that could have really inconvenienced our whole household.  The only way I could be prouder of him is if he wasn’t the one who made the mess in the first place. 

The Best Way to Improve Government Efficiency is More Email

Why am I, a private citizen, recommending federal personnel actions on social media?  How am I literally running the entire government right now? The answer to all of those questions is that hundreds of elected officials are just straight up letting me. I honestly did not think it would be this easy.

Millennials Are Doing Fine Which is Why We Are Tweeting Cries For Help at Sesame Street Characters

So yeah, we are all doing really well.  What is less indicative of trauma than collectively regressing to an almost childlike state to desperately seek solace in that which comforted us in our youth? As for me personally, I’ll be even better as soon as Bert and Ernie answer the 117 posts I’ve made since yesterday begging them to adopt me as an adult…