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Cereal Prizes for Adults
Windshield wiper, A 15 min nap, A millennial slang decoder ring and more!
Entries by Weekly Humorist Pitch Team
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Memorial Day Picnic Tips
Honor our fallen soldiers by eating mayonnaise-based “salads” that have been sitting in the sun all day. And more.
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Better ‘Game of Thrones’ Twist Endings
‘This is just another story being read to Fred Savage in 1987’, ‘Game of Thrones was the name of his SLED!’ ‘It was all a barista’s day dream’ and more.
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Top Lists Of 2018 List
12 Gluten Free Foods That Taste Almost As Good As People Liking You Again, and more!
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Rejected Summer Camp Activities
Summer camp is the place for a lot of things: S’mores, Candle Making, Friendship, Etc. But thankfully camp is not the place for any of THESE things.
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Rejected Happy Hour Specialty Cocktails
Flint Still Doesn’t Have Clean Water -arita (@MattHarbert) Dark and Stormy Daniels (@JakeEllenbogen) Gin Jong Un (@colinob) Just The Rocks Consensual Sex On The Beach Staten Island Iced T Rum, Forrest, Rum Bacardi B The Cheapskate White Power Russian This is an Intervention Harvey Weinbanger #MeToo on the Beach The Opioid Crisistini The Milky Marg […]
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Dad Jokes: Just the Punchlines
I don’t know, CAN you assume I don’t want to be resuscitated? and more punchlines from Dad Jokes.