Better ‘Game of Thrones’ Twist Endings

This is just another story being read to Fred Savage in 1987 @chrisforfree

Game of Thrones was the name of his SLED! @JohnnyDiNapoli

It was all a barista’s day dream @DanMullenComedy

Bran wakes up from the strangest dream @joehospodor

Westeros is actually a small village removed from the present day real world @joehospodor

D.B. Weiss and David Benioff are thrown into a volcano @joehospodor

Selina Meyer takes the throne. @Alyssa_Feller

The dragons could talk this whole time! @MattHarbert

They’re all on an island which is actually limbo @BoazDror

Bruce Willis was a ghost the entire time @AJDiCosimo

It was just a big, long Go-Gurt commercial @AJDiCosimo

Jay Leno takes the throne from who ever ends up sitting on it. @AJDiCosimo

This entire thing was a prequel to 120 Days Of Sodom @AJDiCosimo

IT’S PEOPLE!! The iron throne is made of people! @BurkhartBrandon

Jamie and Cersei survived by hiding under a dumpster. @BurkhartBrandon

Ned’s secret bastard Tony Stark obtains all the infinity stones and brings everyone back to life. @BurkhartBrandon

It’s all an ALF prequel. Just in-flight entertainment right before the Melmacian ship crashes onto the Tanner’s roof. @GodliDabju

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