Black Magic Friday’s Best Deals, Steals & Spells!!!
Sell your soul before 12/31/22 and receive a free glow-in-the-dark Mariah Carey fanny pack.
Vial of sacrificial virgin’s tears from an actual cute virgin, and not from someone who just couldn’t get laid.
All demon-conjuring kits include a free smoke detector.
All inverted cross actually prepared as inverted, and not just normal crosses that we turned upside down.
Buy one get one free electronic air-fresheners specifically designed to eliminate the aroma of sulfur and seared flesh.
Purchase more than three slices of the Antichrist’s umbilical cord and receive a free limited edition display case and free $50 AMC theatre gift card.
Free quart of goat / human hybrid blood with any pentagram stenciling kit.
Buy more than one jar of fingernails clipped from a witch’s hand just prior to being burnt at the stake, and receive a free 2023 Six Flags season pass.
Buy any human-sacrifice kit and received a $25 gift card for any carpet cleaning service.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
