Childhood Games Updated For Adulthood

Truth or Dare To Speak To Your Manager

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Duck, Duck; Sagging Caboose

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7 Minutes in the Dermatologist’s Office

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Musical Chairs With Lumbar Support

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Suck and Blow: Lactose Intolerance Edition

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Duck, Duck; Green Juice

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Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Rogaine Right Over

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Blind Man’s Bluffed Insurance Claim

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Twister: Herniated Disc Edition

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Duck, Duck; Forget To Duck, Bump Your Head, Curse, Tell Your Nephew Cursing is Just for Adults, Bribe Him With Candy So He Doesn’t Tell Your Judgy Sister-In-Law.

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Capture The Emotional Red Flag

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Hide & Seek A Nap

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Go Fish For Compliments

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Pin the Weird Lump on the Hairline

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Hi Ho! Unmarried-O

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Chutes & Bladders: The Game of Many Bathroom Breaks

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Mother May I Have Power of Attorney

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Duck, Duck; Fuck, Another Date Wearing Boat Shoes, Jesus Christ, the Men in This City are So Emotionally Fraught, What’s the Point, I Guess I’ll Just Retire to My Duplex to Watch Reruns of “The Wire”

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Operation

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