Trump’s First 100 Days

The biggest accomplishments by the Trump Administration during its first 100 days:

Attracted the largest Inauguration crowd in nearly four years. Period.

Repealed and replaced its National Security Advisor.

Raised the President’s approval rating by 20 points. (Oh wait. That’s President Obama.)

Significantly reduced the jobless rate with the all the jobs given to Trump family members.

Slowed illegal immigration by making U.S. less appealing to immigrants.

Enjoyed first military victory by toppling leader of “The New Celebrity Apprentice.”

Secured the border around Mar-a-Lago and made America pay for it.

Misplaced only one armada.

Hosted several of Tom Brady’s teammates at the White House.

Made “Saturday Night Live” great again.