Chinese Vacation

Titles Of Political Satire Pieces I Started This Week And Got Too Depressed To Finish

August 18, 2017/by Caren Lissner

10 Things To Remember While Watching The Total Solar Eclipse

August 18, 2017/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Slippery Slope

August 18, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

CARTOON: Eclipse Glasses

August 20, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

How To Tell If You Watched The Eclipse Wrong

August 21, 2017/by Kit Lively

There Are Many Sides to Blame For My Getting Dumped By Justin

August 21, 2017/by Ali Solomon

New Career Suggestions For My Freeloading, Annoying, Worthless Coworkers

August 21, 2017/by Nikki Haverstock

Trump Fantasy Football League

August 23, 2017/by Les East

Our Desperate Writing Submission for Breitbart

August 23, 2017/by Dan Drees and Stephanie Weber

Chuck E. Cheese’s Plans, Following The Break Up Of His Band The Pizza Time Players

August 24, 2017/by Kit Lively

PIC QUIP: Matt LeBlanc

August 24, 2017/by Paul Lander

Donald Trump’s Take On Classic Fairy Tales

August 24, 2017/by Paul Lander

White House Answering Machine

August 25, 2017/by Les East

CARTOON: Unfortunate ESPN Announcer Names

August 25, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

So You’ve Wisely Decided Not To Evacuate During The Hurricane

August 25, 2017/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Real Hell

August 28, 2017/by Mike Shiell

Dear News-Detox Journal

August 28, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

Welcome To Our Home – Instructions From Your Airbnb Hosts

August 31, 2017/by Dylan Brody

A Drug Infested Den’ And Other Trump Inspired New New Hampshire State Mottos

August 31, 2017/by Paul Lander

Steve Bannon’s Netflix Queue -or- How Steven Bannon Will Spend the Next Few Weeks While Nursing a Wounded But Bloated Ego, Fomenting Hatred in his Heart, and Drinking Gallons of Cheap Gin from a Discarded Aunt Jemima Bottle and a Sterilized Nipple

September 2, 2017/by Mike Calahan

White Noise Machine Settings Designed to Keep Socially Anxious People Up at Night

September 2, 2017/by Andrew Knott

5 Things to Prepare for Once You’ve Released the Fallen Angel from Mike Pence’s Urn

September 3, 2017/by Matt Rotman

PIC QUIP: Trump Tax Returns

September 7, 2017/by Paul Lander

The InfoWars Hurricane Survival Guide

September 10, 2017/by Kevin Cole

John Tyler’s White House Letter To James Knox Polk

September 11, 2017/by Caren Lissner

Back Cover Blurbs for Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir, “What Happened”

September 13, 2017/by Taylor Garcia