Common Complaints About Popular Sex Toys

We asked, you answered.   Results from our first Weekly Humorist Sex Toy Reader Survey!

Glade PlugIns
Despite misleading name of product, not intended to be used a butt plug (according to ER personnel).

The Destroyer 
What was this supposed to have destroyed?   My relationship with my husband?   Okay, maybe.   But my genitals are fine!

Vibrating Egg  
Didn’t really care for it.   Felt really weird, and kind of gross.   Still, a funny prank gift for the kids when Easter rolls around!

Strawberry Passion Deluxe Body Lube
Kind of an unpleasant flavor, similar to strawberry and ass (although, to be fair, might have to do with the portion of the body being used on).

Not a sex toy as it turns out, but rather a Magneto character beverage thermos from my kid’s X-Men lunch box.   My bad.