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Common Complaints About Popular Sex Toys
We asked, you answered. Results from our first Weekly Humorist Sex Toy Reader Survey!
Glade PlugIns
Despite misleading name of product, not intended to be used a butt plug (according to ER personnel).
The Destroyer
What was this supposed to have destroyed? My relationship with my husband? Okay, maybe. But my genitals are fine!
Vibrating Egg
Didn’t really care for it. Felt really weird, and kind of gross. Still, a funny prank gift for the kids when Easter rolls around!
Strawberry Passion Deluxe Body Lube
Kind of an unpleasant flavor, similar to strawberry and ass (although, to be fair, might have to do with the portion of the body being used on).
Magneto
Not a sex toy as it turns out, but rather a Magneto character beverage thermos from my kid’s X-Men lunch box. My bad.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
