Donald Trump’s Pre-Tweet Crib Sheet

Mr. President-Elect Trump, please always refer to the following notes before Tweeting.   This could save us potential embarrassment in the future.   Thank you.  –  The Office of Mike Pence


Do not mistake NAFTA for NAMBLA.

The Klu Klux Klan did not raise lots of money for crippled kids.   Do not say good things about the KKK, and please do not refer to handicapped children as crippled kids.

When describing a romantic anniversary dinner out with the future First Lady, do not use the phrase,  “Two in the pink, one in the stink”.

You not only have to use spell-check, but also have a good idea as to the meaning of the word(s).

Chinese and Japanese people are not interchangeable; dear Lord, you terrify me.

Hispanic people do not have telekinetic control over a mutant race of subterranean mole people; please, please stop it.

MENSA and menses are not at all the same thing.

Transgender people find it offensive to be referred to as “Trans-Formers, more than meets the eye”.    Enough of this nonsense.