Every Beatle, Ranked
Cute Beatle: Paul
Smart Beatle: John
Quiet Beatle: George
Funny Beatle: Ringo
Evil Beatle: Azrael
Fifth Beatle: Ol’ Fivey
Ham Beatle: Hammy
Surfing Beatle: Chad
Skateboarding Beatle: Rad Chad
Invisible Beatle: Invisio
Judith Beatle: Judith
Lawyer Beatle: Esq.
Doctor Beatle: Dr. T.R. Beatleman
Drunk Beatle: Lil Boozy
Duck Beatle: Quacky
Horse Beatle: Buttercup
Hoarse Beatle: Ol’ Raspy
Christmas Beatle: Santa
Spooky Beatle: A Skeleton
Magic Beatle: The Great Beatini
Two-Headed Beatle: Brick n’ Frick
Sexy British Ghost Beatle: Lord Swelterton III
Dumb Beatle: Doofy McGoober
Fast Beatle: Wheels
Computer Beatle: Megabyte
Demolitions Expert Beatle: Blast
Femme Fatale Beatle: Natasha
The Beatle Who Must Not Be Named: [withheld]
Grandpa Beatle: Paul Sr.
Dead Beatle: Paul
Beatle That Can Help You Write That Letter: Clippy
Beatle Who Got Stuck in the White House Bathtub: Taft
Beatle to Avoid: Noid