Haikuzzis for the Jacuzzi
Locked inside Kia?
No ‘jaws of life’ required
Just can opener.
That Joseph Goebbels
Right now trending on Twitter
Hide me in attic.
Hey, G*d, when I say
“Can it be any damn hotter.””
That is sarcasm. .
How eco EVs?
When an EV hits a tree,
The tree always wins.
Sir Paul Seventy-Nine
When he ‘wanna hold your hand,’
It’s to help him walk.
Mediocre people
People who can’t even excel
At being lousy.
Books in the hot tub?
Yes, ‘cause girls love Haikuzzis
In the Jacuzzi.
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
