Best of 2020

Herman Melville Workshops Whale Names Before Settling on Moby Dick

Leviathan


Bubbles


Big Ding-Dong Whale


Shamu




Moby Penis


Jedediah Whaleshlong (Note to self: too long)


Ol’ Whitey


Buster


Goofus


Fishy (Maybe?)


Whalepoleon


Evil Killer of the Sea


Merman Helville the Whale


Not Mocha Dick


Huge White N’ Spermy


Bad Pierre (Urgh, hate that guy)


Wet Dad


God?


❤️ Nathaniel ❤️ Hawthorne’s❤️  Honkin’ ❤️ Gorgeous ❤️ Mind❤


Best Friend the Whale


Bad Friend the Whale


The Whale (Not specific enough)


Enigmatic Water Boy


Inscrutable Soggy Buddy


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Smoby Smick


Goby Glick


Kobe Drick


Moby Dick