How I Feel About U.S. Olympic Pommel Horse Specialist Stephen Nedoroscik or Democratic VP Candidate Tim Walz?
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Did not know him before last week but am now his number one fan.
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Evokes a patriotic pride I didn’t think I was capable of feeling.
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Just what the country needs at this moment in time.
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Glad I don’t have to do what he does.
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I’m open to him being my roommate.
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The glasses-wearing community thanks him.
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I’m excited to watch him continue to crush the competition.
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I love his cat.
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He is flexible enough to win.
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No one’s victory has ever meant more to me.
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He’s one of the few white men I’ll actively root for.
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I must know his entire backstory, beginning from before birth.
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His performance is directly correlated with my mental health.
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I’d hire him as my coach.
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My dad better not talk shit about him at our next family dinner.
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It would be age appropriate for me to date him, right?
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His outfits are a little boring.
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I love to watch him spin.
ANSWERS: 1 – 18: Both
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