How I Feel About U.S. Olympic Pommel Horse Specialist Stephen Nedoroscik or Democratic VP Candidate Tim Walz?

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  1. Did not know him before last week but am now his number one fan.

  1. Evokes a patriotic pride I didn’t think I was capable of feeling.

  1. Just what the country needs at this moment in time.

  1. Glad I don’t have to do what he does.



  1. I’m open to him being my roommate.

  1. The glasses-wearing community thanks him.

  1. I’m excited to watch him continue to crush the competition.

  1. I love his cat.

  1. He is flexible enough to win.

  1. No one’s victory has ever meant more to me.

  1. He’s one of the few white men I’ll actively root for.

  1. I must know his entire backstory, beginning from before birth.

  1. His performance is directly correlated with my mental health.

  1.  I’d hire him as my coach.

  1. My dad better not talk shit about him at our next family dinner.

  1. It would be age appropriate for me to date him, right?

  1. His outfits are a little boring.

  1. I love to watch him spin.

ANSWERS: 1 – 18: Both

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