Improper Uses of “I Don’t Know Who Needs to Hear This”

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your car is being towed.

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but this email was sent from my iPad.

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you know what you did, Linda.

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but what’s the deal with airline food?

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but give me your wallet and I’ll give you back your lizard in one piece.

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but can I get these in a size 9?

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you didn’t get the part in your high school production of Les Miserables.

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I, too, am running for President.

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but all flights to Denver are canceled.

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I lost my middle school spelling bee on the word “circuit”, and that second “i” still haunts me.

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I’ll have what she’s having.

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your test results were positive.

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, and I don’t care, because apparently Pizza Friday’s were abolished and nobody thought to tell me, so yeah, I’m upset, OK?!

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but [car honking noise].

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this because I’m just a nobody from the billing department, but Marvin got stuck in a well, so I’m Head of Sales now, losers.

 

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s me, Marvin, and Gary tricked me to get me stuck in this well so he could steal my job! Also, please send help.