Independent Book Store or A Friend’s Goofy Band Name

1.      Killer Dill

2.      Women and Children First

3.      Moby Dickens

4.      Ted From Accounting

5.      The Banana Split Infinitives

6.      Four Eyed Frog

7.      Prairie Lights

8.      Humpus Bumpus

9.      Ken Beats Barbie

10.     Burrowing Owl

11.     Indigenous Cloud

12.     God Only Nose

13.     New Ge Hillbilly

14.     Chop Suey

Independent Book Store: 2,3, 6,7,8,10,14
A Friend’s Goofy Band Name: 1, 4,5,9,11,12,13

by Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…