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Lies Your Wife Has Told You
Refurbishing old bird houses is a cool hobby.
You’re the only man she’s allowed to put it there.
Thinning hair looks great on certain types of men.
That guy she was having a drink with at Applebee’s is her cousin.
Back hair isn’t gross, it’s just part of your body, and she loves all of you.
She hasn’t told any of her friends that you have a third grade reading level.
None of the guys at her high school reunion ever got past second base back in the day.
She doesn’t even know your iPhone password, and how dare you.
It wasn’t a sex cult, it was simply a book club that sort of got out of control.
She wasn’t blackout drunk at the party, it was a reaction to her new medication.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
