https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/LinkedInDating-feat.png 330 432 Erin Ross https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Erin Ross2023-03-09 18:33:362023-03-09 18:33:36Introducing: LinkedIn Dating
Introducing: LinkedIn Dating
Once you’ve selected your top candidate, you may make them an offer and negotiate start date*, and benefits package. Additionally if you are just looking for a one night stand, try I’mEasyApply to fast track filling the position. Happy recruiting!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Valentines-nails-feat.png 330 432 Viktoria Shulevich https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Viktoria Shulevich2023-02-14 12:43:132023-02-14 12:43:13Exciting New Nail Polish Colors for Spending Your Valentine’s Day Home Alone!
Exciting New Nail Polish Colors for Spending Your Valentine’s Day Home Alone!
Bold Red Alone in Bed with Snacks and “Jane Eyre” on Netflix, the Michael Fassbender One, Berry Naughty Thoughts About Michael Fassbender, Sexy Fishnet Stalkings of Michael Fassbender’s Full Frontal Pics Online, and more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Oil-fashion-feat.png 330 432 Jason Bentsman https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jason Bentsman2023-01-03 13:42:022023-01-03 13:42:02New From Sephora: Motor Oil
New From Sephora: Motor Oil
From Sephora: The maker of Blackcurrant Oil, Argan Oil, Rose Hip Seed Oil, Marula Oil, and Dilo Oil, comes: Motor Oil - Just drizzle a dime-size amount on your palm, put on your finger, and rub under the eyes in a circular motion. Watch as the sulfur antioxidants slowly exfoliate your delicate features.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Beaver-head-feat.png 330 432 Kelley Greene https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kelley Greene2022-12-27 17:39:352023-01-01 14:07:4310 New Year’s Resolutions Jason Definitely Wants Me to Keep This Year
10 New Year’s Resolutions Jason Definitely Wants Me to Keep This Year
I will sign up for an advanced crochet class to keep my hands busy during Jason’s softball practice (which is every Tuesday and Thursday). I will go to the gym, but only the one where the local softball team, the Beavers, work out. I will not let my past failures to become Jason’s girlfriend define me. And more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/WH-cartoon-template-love-tunnel-feat.png 330 432 Bob Eckstein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bob Eckstein2022-08-10 17:36:272022-08-10 20:20:01CARTOON: Significant Smother
CARTOON: Significant Smother
Feels like a trap. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/food-prep-feat-2.png 330 432 Alissa King Peters https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Alissa King Peters2022-07-26 14:36:272023-01-01 14:29:33How To Prepare Your Meal Kit Dinner in 25 Infuriating Steps: A Tutorial
How To Prepare Your Meal Kit Dinner in 25 Infuriating Steps: A Tutorial
Step Six: You just cut yourself. Take a minute to go grab a band-aid, and get back to hand-shelling your own peas, you wuss.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/pride-icecream-feat.png 330 432 Amy Currul https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Amy Currul2022-06-24 15:28:232022-06-24 16:06:14This Pride Month, Ben & Jerry’s Is Introducing New Flavors To Help You Come Out To Your Aging Parents
This Pride Month, Ben & Jerry’s Is Introducing New Flavors To Help You Come Out To Your Aging Parents
Honey, I'm Combing Out: If all else fails, just buy them this honeycomb ice cream, put on the Donna Summer classic and call it a day.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/blind-feat.png 330 432 Kate Antoniades https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kate Antoniades2022-03-10 15:45:542022-03-10 15:45:54Questions That Couples on Love Is Blind Should Ask Next Season for Way More Successful Relationships
Questions That Couples on Love Is Blind Should Ask Next Season for Way More Successful Relationships
How many times do you typically snooze your alarm in the morning? What is the correct pronunciation of GIF? Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Why or why not? And more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/WH-cartoon-template-cupid-arrow-feat.png 330 432 David Ostow https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png David Ostow2022-02-11 15:10:242022-02-11 15:10:24CARTOON: Bleeding Heart
CARTOON: Bleeding Heart
Light headed. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/wedding-feat.png 330 432 Michael Leonetti https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Leonetti2021-11-03 20:02:302022-01-02 14:38:51Amendments to Your Wedding Guest List From Your Mom
Amendments to Your Wedding Guest List From Your Mom
Remove: The Caterers You’ve Hired: Tell them they won’t be needed, or welcome. Your Nonna said she would take care of all the food and that a family meal would be her wedding gift. She’ll unfortunately be stirring the gravy during your ceremony, so you’ll have to get married again at a later date for her to watch. Maybe the second time can be in a church instead of on some bucolic estate?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/love-ghost-feat.png 330 432 Amanda Brennan https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Amanda Brennan2021-05-06 21:25:012022-01-02 14:10:07I Don’t Wear Makeup For Men, I Wear Makeup For The Ghost of The Confederate Soldier Who Haunts My Apartment
I Don’t Wear Makeup For Men, I Wear Makeup For The Ghost of The Confederate Soldier Who Haunts My Apartment
He’s not really one for this world, so we pretty much stay in the apartment. And he’s not totally outdated—recently he discovered Fox News and absolutely loves it.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/cupid-double-feat.png 330 432 Michael Shaw https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Shaw2021-02-12 16:53:092021-02-12 16:53:09CARTOON: Order Up!
CARTOON: Order Up!
Aim well! Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/mimatch-feat.png 330 432 Susanna Goldfinger https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Susanna Goldfinger2021-01-05 23:00:052021-01-05 23:00:05CARTOON: Socked
Patched and matched. Today's cartoon by Susanna Goldfinger.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/hubby-feat.png 330 432 Sara Costello https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Sara Costello2020-12-04 22:26:132020-12-31 19:55:055 Places to Find Your Hallmark Christmas Husband During a Pandemic
5 Places to Find Your Hallmark Christmas Husband During a Pandemic
An Open-Air Christmas Tree Lot, The Dilapidated Inn You're Fixing Up, The Snowy Grave of Your Husband, and more!
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Hallmark Channel Presents: Alt-right Rom-coms!
Carrying a Tiki Torch For You: Small town patriots Kirk and Allie meet while protesting the removal of a Confederate statue and sparks fly—literally, from their flaming tiki torches! Kirk falls fast for Allie, but in order to save the family hardware store, Kirk has already agreed to marry an Harvard-educated lady lawyer who voted for Hillary. Can Kirk find a way to save the store, be with the woman he loves, and maybe even lock up his fiancée?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/viginity-feat.jpg 330 432 Amanda Brennan https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Amanda Brennan2020-08-07 13:53:032020-08-07 13:53:03When I Gave You My Virginity, I Didn’t Think You’d Put It In the Same Box As Your Childhood Teeth
When I Gave You My Virginity, I Didn’t Think You’d Put It In the Same Box As Your Childhood Teeth
We had a sweet relationship. You were the nicest first boyfriend a girl could ask for. You brought me coffee before class and taught me how to put air in my tires. In return, I gave you the most precious thing a girl has to offer: the eternal lotus flower of my immaculate virginity.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/steele-hinge.png 330 432 Tim Daly https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tim Daly2020-06-05 20:44:262020-06-05 20:44:26Danielle Steel Chats With Guys On Hinge
Danielle Steel Chats With Guys On Hinge
[ALEXANDER liked DANIELLE’S photo, captioned “Sourdough-re-me.”] ALEXANDER: Was it light, fluffy, and soft to the touch? DANIELLE: Talk gluten to me, dammit!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/quaranteen-feat.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2020-05-08 18:36:102020-12-31 19:46:17QUARANTEEN Magazine
Your first kiss!! Which type of face-masks are best? ... Page 34/ Win a Zoom chat video lunch date with Nick Jonas!! .... Page 38/ No need to social distance yourself from these hot shirtless hunk wall posters !!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/wh-cartoon-puzzle-feat.png 330 432 G. Gibbs https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png G. Gibbs2020-04-14 14:43:552020-04-14 14:43:55CARTOON: Puzzle Love
CARTOON: Puzzle Love
Puzzling Love. Today's cartoon by Grayson Gibbs.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/eagles-feat.png 330 432 Josh Lorenzo https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Josh Lorenzo2020-03-16 16:25:562020-03-16 16:25:56What Your Favorite Eagles Song Says About the Way You End Relationships
What Your Favorite Eagles Song Says About the Way You End Relationships
Doolin-Dalton: You don’t end relationships because you don’t have relationships.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/love-blind-feat.png 330 432 Kate Herzlin https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kate Herzlin2020-03-05 16:46:042020-03-05 16:47:44Other Reality Dating Shows Willfully Misinterpreting Famous Love Quotes
Other Reality Dating Shows Willfully Misinterpreting Famous Love Quotes
* “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet” - Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet * Now streaming on Netflix: A Rose As Sweet! One bachelor will date twenty women named Rose. The twist: he can’t see them or talk to them. He must decide which Rose to marry -- only by smelling them.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/WH-cartoon-cupid-boxes-feat.png 330 432 David Ostow https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png David Ostow2020-02-14 15:32:122020-02-14 15:32:12CARTOON: Cupid's Prep Table
CARTOON: Cupid's Prep Table
Love and romance prepper. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/feat-waterbug.png 330 432 Ali Solomon https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ali Solomon2020-02-14 15:27:302020-02-14 15:27:30CARTOON: Love Bug
CARTOON: Love Bug
Love at first fright. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/WH-cartoon-non-commit-feat.png 330 432 Cerise Zelenetz https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Cerise Zelenetz2020-02-13 23:16:392020-02-13 23:16:39CARTOON: Noncommittal Candy Hearts
CARTOON: Noncommittal Candy Hearts
The excitement of meeting someone new...I guess...whatever who cares. Today's cartoon by Cerise Zelenetz.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/chocolates-feat.png 330 432 Julie Vick https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Julie Vick2020-02-13 22:30:422020-02-13 22:30:42A Guide to Your Chocolate Sampler Box
A Guide to Your Chocolate Sampler Box
Cherry Cordial: Simple and sweet. Like the beginning of a relationship, before it’s clear that your partner is incapable of remembering your Wheaten terrier’s birthday. And more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/sandwich-feat.png 330 432 Chandra Steele https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Chandra Steele2019-12-27 17:49:282019-12-27 17:49:28Hallmark Hanukkah Movies
Hallmark Hanukkah Movies
Menorah or Less: Investment banker Ilan loses his money, his apartment, and his girlfriend when his firm goes under. He takes a job at a meal-delivery service where a late-night order for a pastrami sandwich leads him to Hannah who needs help saving her startup.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/playing-song-her_1098-16665-3.png 330 432 Libby Marshall https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Libby Marshall2019-09-25 21:05:372019-09-25 21:05:37Dear Family, I’m Marrying The Green Lady M&M
Dear Family, I’m Marrying The Green Lady M&M
Afterward, shuttle buses will take guests to the reception to be held at the estate of Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe aka Mr. Peanut. Dinner will be catered by Chef Boyardee himself and desserts provided by the Keebler Elves. (And yes, Ms.Green can eat chocolate. It is not cannibalism! We’re made of meat and eat pork. Same thing!!)
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/letters-name.png 330 432 Ivan Ehlers https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ivan Ehlers2019-09-17 20:54:462020-01-02 17:36:31Love & Dating Advice Based On The Number Of Letters In Your First Name
Love & Dating Advice Based On The Number Of Letters In Your First Name
Four Letters: You actually met the love of your life yesterday at 6:43 pm. Or you would have if you didn’t insist on getting pho again for like the ninth day in a row. Instead, that person you gave your number to will be ruining your life for the next eleven years.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/featured-image-template-submit.png 330 432 Katherine Shaw https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Katherine Shaw2019-08-28 18:00:082019-08-28 18:00:08Casting Call for the Supporting Role of Boyfriend - Apply via Submittable
Casting Call for the Supporting Role of Boyfriend - Apply via Submittable
To apply, carefully read and complete all sections (A-F) below. Submissions should be free of spelling and grammar errors. Submissions should also be free of your unsolicited commentary on the “super uptight” requirements for landing this role.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/featured-image-template-pop.png 330 432 Mike Shiell https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Mike Shiell2019-07-11 18:32:392019-07-11 18:32:39CARTOON: Star-Popped Lovers
CARTOON: Star-Popped Lovers
The static electricity between these two is incredible! Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/featured-WH-trumpvd.png 330 432 Bob Eckstein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bob Eckstein2019-02-14 21:46:352019-02-15 00:27:23CARTOON: Trump Valentine
CARTOON: Trump Valentine
Are you tired? Because you've been Russian around my head all day. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/featured-image-template-tinders.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2019-02-13 19:40:202019-02-13 19:40:20Love Me, Tinder! Worst Dating Profiles
Love Me, Tinder! Worst Dating Profiles
Larry, 38, Nap enthusiast: My friends call me Lunchmeat Larry (except for my best friend, my mom, who prefers to call me Lunchmeat Lawrence), due to the fact that I smell uncannily similar to processed lunch meats,
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/featured-image-template-CHOCOLATE.png 330 432 Jason Chatfield https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jason Chatfield2019-02-13 17:22:152019-02-13 17:22:15CARTOON: Valentine Smarts
CARTOON: Valentine Smarts
Chocolate Heart Inflation. Today's cartoon by Alexis Novak and Jason Chatfield.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/featured-image-template-satan.png 330 432 Lillian Stone https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lillian Stone2018-11-16 18:51:392018-11-19 23:23:29QUIZ: Mid-Century Furniture Designer or Guttural Exclamation As I Accept My Rightful Place As Satan’s Eternal Concubine?
QUIZ: Mid-Century Furniture Designer or Guttural Exclamation As I Accept My Rightful Place As Satan’s Eternal Concubine?
Eames, EEEEAAAAAMES!!, Saarinen, SAARINEEEEEEEN!!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/featured-image-robot-test.png 330 432 Rachel Keller https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Rachel Keller2018-11-13 17:08:432018-11-13 20:37:31New “I’m Not a Robot” Tests
New “I’m Not a Robot” Tests
Here’s a photo of your family. Click on the people you no longer talk to. Then click on the people who have asked to borrow money.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/featured-image-template-hallo-movies-hall.png 330 432 Victoria Edel https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Victoria Edel2018-10-14 20:51:142018-10-15 20:29:11Hallmark Halloween Movies
Hallmark Halloween Movies
Pumpkin Spicy: Ryan, a nice Christian man who probably voted for Trump — but it won’t come up — always wins the town’s annual pie contest with his classic pumpkin pie. But this year he has a new adversary — Sophie. And more.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/featured-image-template-love.png 330 432 Sam Spero https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Sam Spero2018-09-28 18:05:252018-10-01 21:34:41I’ll Never Forget When I First Saw You (on Tinder While I Was Pooping)
I’ll Never Forget When I First Saw You (on Tinder While I Was Pooping)
Some say romance is dead. I myself had all but given up on love. Then I saw you. I’ll never forget it: I was sitting on the toilet as my bowels evacuated, mindlessly swiping away on Tinder, when you appeared on the screen.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/featured-image-template-trump-vlad.jpg 330 432 Stacy Stevenson https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Stacy Stevenson2018-05-03 19:26:102018-05-03 19:30:48Affairs of the State: Love Notes To and From Russia With and Without Love
Affairs of the State: Love Notes To and From Russia With and Without Love
August 10, 2015 Dear Donald, You like strong leaders. I am…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/featured-image-template-dating.jpg 330 432 Paul Lander https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Paul Lander2018-03-23 17:01:232018-09-08 04:11:57PlentyOfPrisoners and 11 Other Sites For People Who Confuse Crazy In Love w/Being In Love w/Someone Crazy
PlentyOfPrisoners and 11 Other Sites For People Who Confuse Crazy In Love w/Being In Love w/Someone Crazy
eHarmMe eBodilyHarmony ChristianMangle PlentyOfPrisoners AdultFiendFinder Cra-Cra…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/featured-image-template-missed.jpg 330 432 Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton2018-02-16 16:56:402018-02-16 16:57:23Missed Connections Ads to My Childhood Crushes
Missed Connections Ads to My Childhood Crushes
Maybe our names aren’t the only things that go together? We…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/featured-image-template-lies.jpg 330 432 Jonathan Zeller https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jonathan Zeller2018-02-09 18:59:222018-02-09 18:59:22Most Romantic Valentine’s Day Lies
Most Romantic Valentine’s Day Lies
“I’ll love you forever.” In cosmic terms, a human…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/featured-image-template-subway.jpg 330 432 Andy Newton https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Andy Newton2017-04-22 02:30:152017-04-22 02:30:15Letter From the R-Train
Letter From the R-Train
My dearest Petula, Please forgive me if my hand is slow…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/featured-image-template-robot.jpg 330 432 Connor McCausland https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Connor McCausland2017-04-17 03:48:312017-04-17 03:48:31I’m 99% Sure I Just Had Sex With My First Robot
I’m 99% Sure I Just Had Sex With My First Robot
It’s 0:04am. The year is 2075. The place is the city of Chicago…