More Acronyms Inspired by the Terms MILF and DILF

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BILF:

Brother I’d Like to Fuck

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SILS:

Sister I’d Like to Smash

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GILP:

Grandma/pa I’d Like to Pleasure

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AILS:

Aunt I’d Like to Sext

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HSILC:

Half-Sibling I’d Like to Catfish

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GUILDH:

Great-Uncle I’d Like to Dry Hump

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SCILSOF:

Second Cousin I’d Like to See on OnlyFans

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SAILBUW:

Step-Aunt I’d Like to Bump Uglies With

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CAILPMF:

Casual Acquaintance I’d Like to Project into My Fanfiction

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NNILEMPKW:

Nosy Neighbor I’d Like to Explore My Praise Kink With

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FWCIWWWSE:

Fellow Worshipper at Church I Wish Would Worship Something Else

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ACILSOBBW:

Annoying Coworker I’d Like to Sexually Obsess over and then Become Bored With

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ECORILIMSW:

Eighth Cousin Once Removed I’d Like to Ignore My Safe Word

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NCILCBCSLT:

Networking Contact I’d Like to Cohabitate with Before Committing to Something Long-Term

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AWILDBODCS:

Apathetic Waiter I’d Like to Date, But Only During Cuffing Season

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LBILBESBIEC:

Local Bartender I’d Like to Boff, as the English Say, Because I’m Extremely Cultured

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LDFFWILGPMETS:

Long-Distance Friend of the Family to Whom I’d Like to Give a Platonic Massage that Eventually Turns Sexual

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IFILRSBBGNFROS:

Instagram Follower I’d Like to Reach Second Base with But Go No Further out of Respect for Our Spouses

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AIBILSMWFIOIHPB:

AI Bot I’d Like to Spoon My Weeping Form, If Only It Had a Physical Body

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