Most Romantic Monster Truck Rally Jumbotron Messages
“It’s not chlamydia, turns out it was just an infected iguana bite! – Your little pizza pocket
“Happy 15th birthday / Mothers Day, Karla!!”
“Katee, this evening was so worth illegally removing my ankle monitor earlier today !”
“Those gigantic monster truck tires aren’t the only things getting rimmed tonight, my sweet Diamondback.”
“Happy release day, Pookie! You’ve always been my favorite conjugal visit 
.”
“I’m so sorry that your truck still smells like vomit, Lenny! I’ll take care of you on the drive home to make up for it.”
“Ashleigh, I want your militia to meet my militia.”
“Candace my love, there is honestly no one I would rather march against women’s reproductive rights with .”
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
