New Coachella Ticket Add-Ons
Exclusive, seven-part pre-show class on interpreting Cardi B’s onstage patter. ($700 up charge)
Special sections roped off for the gluten free, where no man buns are allowed. ($250 up charge)
Backstage pass to sit comfortably and watch the show on a tv monitor, as if from your own living room. ($500 up charge)
Use of trans-dimensional portal to visit Earth-2’s famous music and arts festival, Craig T Nelsonella. ($850 up charge)
Total anonymity regarding your dad working the snack bar in order to pay for your ticket. ($300 up charge)
VIP restroom privileges, including a relaxing story intended to relax bowels read by Idris Elba. ($350)
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
