originals
New Turkey Stuffings To Keep Thanksgiving Interesting
A slightly larger turkey
Creamed corn
Avocado toast
Old Louie DVDs
Thanksgiving Pringles
Medicinal marijuana
Pumpkin Pie Oreos
Oil from the Keystone Pipeline
Grandpa’s prosthetic leg
Retired Macy’s parade balloons
Your ex-wife’s engagement ring
30 hot dogs
Trump’s personal copy of the pee tape
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Kevin Cole is a comedy writer and satirist working out of Frederick, MD. He is the founder of The Annual, a different comedy website and most recently wrote the play Great Again which was performed at the Maryland Ensemble Theatre before it was plagiarized by reality. You can find his tweets @KevinDotCole.
