New Turkey Stuffings To Keep Thanksgiving Interesting

A slightly larger turkey

Creamed corn

Avocado toast

Old Louie DVDs

Thanksgiving Pringles

Medicinal marijuana

Pumpkin Pie Oreos

Oil from the Keystone Pipeline

Grandpa’s prosthetic leg

Retired Macy’s parade balloons

Your ex-wife’s engagement ring

30 hot dogs

Trump’s personal copy of the pee tape