Overheard At The G7 Summit…
“G7? Aw, man… I could’ve had a V8!”
“Hey, what’s with all of the borscht and beef stroganoff on the menu this time?”
“No Mr. President, that’s just a conga line, not a human centipede.”
“While these sessions will indeed cover the subject of gender equality, no, that doesn’t mean that you can grab anyone by their genitals. And please stop chewing with your mouth open.”
“The tariffs on the aluminum and steel imports are one thing, but this… this store brand guacamole…. Well, dammit… that’s just the last straw!”
“Whoever drew the unflattering cartoons of Angela Merkel on the walls of the men’s restroom… Very uncool. C’mon guys! The janitorial staff are having a lot of trouble removing them! And no one really has that much acne on their bottom.”
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
