Red Flags That Your American Facebook Group is Probably Run by a Russian Bot

The phrases in the posts and comments aren’t quite right:

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You know what they say, the bigger the dictator, the closer to God.

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The surveillance satellites at night, are big and bright…deep in the heart of Texas!

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I’m such a couch cabbage!

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This is just a case where protesting your leader killed the cat.

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Don’t count your shots before they are drunken.

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Give a man a fish, and he can beat another man over the head with it.

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I think it’s time someone mentioned the bear in the room.

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Any tactic is fine by me. All’s fair in love and cold war.

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You can teach an old puppet new tricks.

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Where there’s an obligation, there’s a way.

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A dollar laundered is a dollar earned, because it’s so much fun to find money in your laundry at the cleaners!

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Measure twice, cut once, and then don’t cry when the thing you built is taken from you.

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Don’t cry over spilled fossil fuels.

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Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Nitroglycerin.

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