Rejected Iran Military Operation Names
The United States is now at war with Iran under the reassuringly subtle codename Operation Epic Fury. Critics say the name sounds pompous and theatrical, but only because they haven’t seen the rejected names from the branding meeting.
Operation Cable News Courage.
Operation Definitely Not Another Forever Situation.
Operation Our Polling Needs a Win Right Now.
Operation Electric Light Orchestra.
Operation Temporary National Emergency Until After the Midterms.
Operation Does My Smegma Look Infected? It Really Burns.
Operation Stop Asking About Those Files.
Operation Shock and Awe and Absolutely No Follow-Up Plan.
Operation Voodoo Grape (sponsored by Monster Energy).
Operation Strategic Oops.
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