Rockstars’ Flirtations *

Been so long since a strange woman has slept in my bed.

–Bob Dylan

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[Drunk. Slurring words.] Baby, you need cooling. I’m not fooling. Going to send you back to schooling… Way down inside. Honey, you need it. Gonna give you every inch of my love. A whole lotta love. [All 4 inches.]

–Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)

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You want to step into my world? It’s a socio-psychotic state of bliss.

–Axl Rose (Guns N’ Roses)

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You are the sun, I am the moon. You are the words, I am the tune. Play me.

–Neil Diamond

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You fill up my senses like a night in the forest. Like the mountains in springtime. Like a walk in the rain. Come: let me love you.

–John Denver

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If you start me up, I’ll never stop.

–Mick Jagger (Rolling Stones)

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I eat more chicken than any man ever seen. Yeah. Yeah.

–Jim Morrison (The Doors)

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Are you human. Or are you dancer?

–Brandon Flowers (The Killers)

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—I would do anything for love. But I won’t do that.

—Do what?

—Stick around, and maybe you’ll find out.

–Meat Loaf

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Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don’t think you’re strong enough.

–Cher

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One pill makes you larger.

–Grace Slick (Jefferson Airplane)

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Oh, my lifestyle determines my death style. (Birth is pain.) A rising tide that pushes to the other side. (Life is pain.) My lifestyle determines my death style. (Death is pain.) A rising tide that pushes to the other side. (It’s all the same.)

–James Hetfield (Metallica)

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If I waggle my ass like a dark prostitute, would you think less of me?

–Lou Reed (The Velvet Underground)

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I feel drunk, but I’m sober.

–Alanis Morissette

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I know I’ve got a screw loose. Just meet me in the bedroom.

–Courtney Love

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Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body.

–George Michael

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So, err, are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced? Well, I have. Let me prove it to you.

–Jimi Hendrix

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Some people call me the space cowboy. Yeah. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice.

–Steve Miller (Steve Miller Band)

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[Very drunk] Abracadabra! I wannna reach out and grab ya.

–Steve Miller

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I feel so good if I just say the word ‘Sus-Sussudio.’ Just say the word, oh, ‘Sus-Sussudio.’

–Phil Collins (Genesis)

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I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen. Oh, can’t you see what I mean? Ah, you might as well jump.

–David Lee Roth (Van Halen)

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And I’m back with the beaver hats and Ben Davis slacks. Thirty pack of Stroh’s. No Rogaine in the propane flows.

–Kid Rock

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I wanna wrap you in rubber as pink as the sheets that we lay on.

–Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)

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I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain.

–Enrique Iglesias

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[Extremely drunk] Yeah, I’m a back door man. Whoa, baby, a back door man. The men don’t know. But the little girls understand.

–Jim Morrison

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[Blackout drunk] In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby. Don’t you know that I’m loving you?

–Doug Ingle (Iron Butterfly)

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I close my eyes… only for a moment… and the moment’s gone. All my dreams pass before my eyes… a curiosity. Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind.

–Steve Walsh (Kansas)

 

 

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Note: Yes, these are their actual lyrics. That’s, umm, kinda the point.