Fun Tips To Shaving Your Dad’s Back

Shaving your dad’s back has always been a unique balance between comfort and discomfort, bright shiny joy and near crippling malaise. Sure, it’s a beloved tradition, but long, icy periods of uncomfortable silence can take what should be a pleasant situation and turn it instead into a depressing chore. It doesn’t have to be that way, however! Follow our few hints and soon you’ll be savoring and passing along a beloved family tradition for generations to come!

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If using a nonelectric razor, you can spice things up considerably by making tractor noises with your mouth.

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That tuft on the right shoulder that seems to grow more quickly than other areas? That wispy ring protecting a small cluster of skin tags? Do yourself a favor and save your favorite spots for the end! That will make the process all the sweeter.

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Take a page from the crusty tomes of your forefathers and spray your dad’s back hair with a generous amount of hair spray. Once it hardens, break the hairs off in one fell swoop with a quality-brand ice scraper.

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Needing to earn a bit of extra money on the side? Scoop up the latest batch of your dad’s back-hair trimmings and sell to your stepmother for use in her collection of ex-husband voodoo dolls.

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A couple of cleverly placed hidden phone cameras and viola, you’ve now got your very own streaming video website! The world is a sick, horrifying place, and hundreds of sad, emotionally-crippled individuals will be happy to pay you for your labor of love.

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If the restaurant staff begins to complain, in a friendly but stern fashion remind them that 2:45 in the afternoon at a Norwegian buffet probably isn’t the best time to turn their noses up at those who are willing to pay extra for iced tea refills.

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