Signs That You Have March Madness
Seemingly are running a high fever, but in actually have simply been standing too close to the restaurant’s food-warmer heating lamps while impatiently waiting for your wings.
You pile your unwashed underwear onto your tv room floor while watching games, so that you can capture some of that genuine locker room aroma.
While lovemaking, you think of games and stats not to delay orgasm, but because you just enjoy thinking about games and stats.
On the off chance that all technology fails simultaneously, you have your bracket tattooed onto your chest.
You can actually tolerate being around your dad and brothers long enough to watch the games.
You have several flu-like symptoms, but that’s simply due to being either drunk or hungover for more than eight days in a row.
Your tailgating at your mother’s funeral.
The face paint is permanent.
Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence