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Signs That Your Parents Are Trying To Kill You
You discover your dad practicing your eulogy.
Your father’s hiding place for his guns is the backpack you wear to school every day.
Your math tutor is part of a work-release program.
The only parental blocks on your computer are suicide prevention websites.
Rather than the Cub Scouts, your parents have you join the Crips.
Although they won’t allow you to have a dog of your own, they do encourage you to stay out late and play with packs of strays.
They get you a summer job as a drug mule.
Your mom still cuts your hair, working on yet another voodoo doll.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
