dogs – Weekly Humorist

I Had Hope For Humanity, Until I Read My NextDoor Feed

April 30, 2024

Nelson- Oak Meadow • 3 days ago: This may seem a little random, but does anyone have any spare uranium? My package delivery was looted by porch pirates. My reactor will be ready to go online on Thursday and I'm short about 50 kilos. Rod - Chatsworth Palmer: My buddy might have plutonium. He used to work at the DOE. Will that work?

CARTOON: Sniffing for Savings

April 5, 2024

Scented Shenanigans. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Bark Bank

January 12, 2024

Payday Pooch. Today's cartoon by Todd Condron.

CARTOON: Pawsitively Pouty

December 22, 2023

Happy Holidog. Today's cartoon by Matt Percival.

CARTOON: Login Dogin

November 24, 2023

Try R3X. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

God's New Year's Resolutions

December 28, 2022

Finally Fill In Grand Canyon, New Rule That Not All Dogs Go To Heaven, Find Therapist That Doesn't Accuse You Of God Complex, and more!

CARTOON: Canine Cafe

June 24, 2022

5 Woof Rated! Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

#DogADessert

March 9, 2022

Barklava, Terriermisu, Hound Cake, and more #DogADessert on this week's trending joke game!

CARTOON: Fido Fix

March 4, 2022

Tail is extra wagging. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Pet Influencer

February 11, 2022

Lick for likes. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

I’m Your Housekeeper and Yes...I Judge You

December 28, 2021

Note: a $20 surcharge has been added to your fee because I had to hand-wash the dishes due to all the dog hair in your dishwasher. How’d that even happen? I know you only recycle when you have company. You didn’t put a dog in the dishwasher...did you?

CARTOON: Dog Classless

December 9, 2021

New on streaming. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton and Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Dog Walker

August 27, 2021

Neglectful consequences. Today's cartoon by M.R. Miller and Nick Greenberg.

CARTOON: CDC Mandates

May 14, 2021

Not everything is dropped. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Wi-FiDo

March 9, 2021

The bark can be your favorite song. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Mutt

October 22, 2020

Gonna ruin your dinner! Today's cartoon by Asher Perlman.

NEWSBRIEFS: Cats

September 4, 2020

Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.

Your Brain Recommends Dreams Based On Your Watch History

May 26, 2020

Our data suggest that you enjoyed watching the cast of Queer Eye makeover dogs, so how about this 7-hour movie where all of your friends hate you for no reason?

Ask Dr. Kit: Pup Smear - Veterinary Queries

April 17, 2020

Dear Nuts... You're trying to get me to use the phrase, "you should drain your lizard". And I'm not going to do it. Nope. Please discontinue this nonsense.

CARTOON: Ruff Advice

March 25, 2020

Sit, stay, wash your hands. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Classic Dog Films, Starring Cats

February 25, 2020

HOMEWARD BOUND: The SEAVER FAMILY’s three cats, CHANCE, SHADOW and SASSY, are abandoned at a ranch by mistake. Faced with making an inspiring, cross-country journey back to their loving owners, the three cats immediately give up and decide to become the property of whoever will feed them first. The Seaver family never see their pets again.

CARTOON: Smell-A-Vision

November 15, 2019

Smell something? Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

Questions that I, an American, have about the British “WAGatha Christie” Scandal

October 11, 2019

Q. Wait, what is this? Ooh, is it a mystery solved by a clever Golden Retriever? A. Unfortunately, it is not (wouldn’t that be great, though? Are there any dog-detective shows out there? Netflix? Hulu? Anyone?). This scandal involves two women who bang English football stars for a living, and thus are also social media, uh, “stars.” WAG stands for “Wives and Girlfriends”; you can do the math on the rest.

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