https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/facebook-bible-feat.png 330 432 Teresa Douglas https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Teresa Douglas2021-08-05 21:02:452021-08-05 21:02:45Debuting on Broadband: The Book of Zuckerberg
Debuting on Broadband: The Book of Zuckerberg
Hello! My name is Elder Zuckerberg and I would like to share with you the most amazing update to my book. The good book. The Facebook. Not only can you follow your friends, but now, you can also follow God with the help of the new worship features available to you. That’s right, sinners. I brought God to Facebook so you can experience salvation.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/skincare-feat.png 330 432 Rebecca Turkewitz https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Rebecca Turkewitz2021-04-23 21:10:002022-01-02 19:18:59I am Definitely Not Friending You on Facebook Just to Sell You Skincare Products
I am Definitely Not Friending You on Facebook Just to Sell You Skincare Products
Hello again! I see you updated your profile picture. I love that you’re going for the natural look and really embracing your wrinkles. I really admire your bravery. I wish I were that brave. Instead, I hide behind this anti-wrinkle serum...
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SlinkedIn, Crapchat, Dreaddit, and more #SinisterSocialMediaApps on this week's trending joke game!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/facebook-aunt-feat.png 330 432 Bobbie Armstrong https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bobbie Armstrong2020-11-03 21:29:242020-11-03 21:29:24My Aunt’s Facebook Status Election Coverage
My Aunt’s Facebook Status Election Coverage
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate squirrels? I swear they’re taking over this country. Vote to keep out the squirrels! HAHA. I pepper spray them and they don’t even move.
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Facebook Birthday Messages From Famous Authors
Dr. Seuss: Today you were born! Don’t look so forlorn! At least you don’t have kids who could find your weird porn.
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Origin Stories of Weirdly Specific Rules
This Burger King Ice Machine is For Soda Not For Genitals, Absolutely No Squirrels in the Indoor Hot Tub, and more!
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I Am A Trendy Article and I Will Make You Feel Called Out By Any Means Necessary
It’s not an algorithm showing you relevant content that fits your lifestyle and “brand” (I know you call it a “brand”). It’s me, the article, watching you every moment of your life so I may better make you feel understood. I am like a totally chill and funny hunter and you are my prey. So yes, you are being “personally attacked”. By me!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Branson.png 330 432 Brandon Hicks https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Brandon Hicks2019-04-29 07:50:052019-04-29 16:31:47Some Other CEO Secrets
Some Other CEO Secrets
Richard Branson is, indeed, a virgin.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/facebook-mom-baby.png 330 432 Alexis Novak https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Alexis Novak2019-03-30 19:29:122020-01-02 18:52:57Surprise! The Meanest Girl From High School is Now Someone's Mom
Surprise! The Meanest Girl From High School is Now Someone's Mom
Well, either way, her baby is our nation’s future and Meghan, the girl who painted her face red, punched your dad in the throat, and then pants-ed him (with underwear) is now in charge of it!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/featured-WH-hyperlocal.png 330 432 Rachel Keller https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Rachel Keller2019-03-07 22:13:152019-03-07 22:13:15Hyper Local and Hyper Petty: Your Town’s Facebook Group
Hyper Local and Hyper Petty: Your Town’s Facebook Group
Barbara Klein: Today outside the Starbucks I saw our state’s bird, a goldfinch! What a nice surprise on a Tuesday morning! Marc Crabtree: Goldfinches are a trash bird.
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Adorably Insightful Conversations I’ve Had With My 5-Year-Old That I’ve Shared on Facebook and are Definitely Real
5-year-old: I’m going to live with you and Mommy even when I’m a grown-up! Me: Aww, that’s so sweet. 5-year-old: Well, it’s more that with the trends in real estate prices and the relative stagnation of wage growth, more and more young adults are being squeezed out of the housing and rental market.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/featured-image-template-unfriend.png 330 432 Lauren Morris https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lauren Morris2019-01-23 17:47:482019-01-23 22:23:48Facebook Status: It’s Time To Purge My Friends' List!
Facebook Status: It’s Time To Purge My Friends' List!
You know the drill if you haven’t given me enough likes, hearts, and replied when I posted about the predictive text challenge for what 80s inspired colored underwear I should wear next Tuesday, you are getting purged.
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California Proposition 65 Warnings for Social Media Apps
Twitter WARNING: This app contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause users to only follow those who share your same worldview, a lot of comedians, and Cher. Frequent use of Twitter often results in a delightfully pleasant-sounding echo chamber that is regularly contrasted by feelings of boiling anger caused after reading news reports detailing the horrors that perpetually occur throughout the planet, topped off with what Cher thinks about Donald Trump.
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Silence of the Notifications
INT. PRISON — DAY: CLARICE, a young FBI agent, approaches a cell where MARK ZUCKERBERG is being contained.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/featured-image-yoga.png 330 432 Julie Vick https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Julie Vick2018-11-15 03:58:232018-11-15 03:58:23If You Tag Someone In This Post, I Might Be Able To Keep This Job
If You Tag Someone In This Post, I Might Be Able To Keep This Job
Tag someone who hasn’t seen the sun set but still has a Facebook account somehow. Probably because they are a troll, but even clicks from trolls might help me keep this late-night social media shift and move to a place with 5 or 6 fewer roommates.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/featured-image-template-fire.jpg 330 432 Allison Hirschlag https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Allison Hirschlag2018-05-03 22:20:432018-05-03 22:20:4315 Ways To Determine If Your Facebook Post Contains Hate Speech
15 Ways To Determine If Your Facebook Post Contains Hate Speech
It uses derogatory language to describe a person, animal, country,…
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Portrait of a Young Zuckerberg
It is said that, as a child, Mark Zuckerberg got the idea for…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/featured-image-template-NL-FB-like.jpg 330 432 Elissa Bassist https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Elissa Bassist2017-02-16 21:52:142017-02-16 22:05:04Reasons Why I Imagine You Didn’t “Like” My Post
Reasons Why I Imagine You Didn’t “Like” My Post
You didn’t see it. You like to space out your “likes,”…
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Overly Specific Rejected Facebook Emojis
Coked Up "Check out my new dental work" Super…