CARTOON: Michelangelo's Affidavid

Just a little nip, that's all you get, til it's unsealed. Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

CARTOON: Trump Mar-a-Lago Affidavit Released

Peedacted. Today's cartoon by Ron Hauge.

Inventory List Of The FBI's Raid Of Trump

Secret identity of Q (it's Tony Danza!!) McDonalds' Grimace life size sex doll, Trump steaks made of real Trump! (mostly his mother) And more!

CARTOON: Precious Protection

Rest up! Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

Santa Claus Arrested on 132 Million Counts of Breaking and Entering

Following the sting, it was also reported that animal control services was forced to capture and euthanize nine aggressive reindeer which Kringle had been using as personal transportation to draw his sleigh. One reindeer reportedly suffered from an inflamed nose which allegedly was still glowing for approximately 30 minutes following the euthanasia procedure.

Shocking Redacted Bits From The Mueller Report

The words, "No Collusion" had been scrawled with a child-like hand onto each surface of the small restroom, written with what could only be ████████████████ and didn't even wipe them off of the walls before the next day's tour groups could discover the ███████████ and horrific scene.

CARTOON: Real March Madness

Which Cinderella story is making it all the the final downfall? Click to see the full bracket! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: I'm Melting!

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

LEAKED: The Full Set of Rules for Reading the FBI’s Kavanaugh Report

Inside the room are a series of objects that contain clues on how to unlock the box. Do not break any of the items to find clues. All items are on personal loan from Tobin and Squi.

CARTOON: Like Father, Like Bum

Today's cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

LEAKED: The White House Approved Kavanaugh FBI Interview List!

"David Dennison" Donald Trump Jr. “Bart O’Kavanaugh,”Anthony Kennedy and more.

CARTOON: Kavanaugh Georgetown Prep Yearbook

Goals: Supreme Court Justice or FBI (Federal Breast Inspector) Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers

CARTOON: Trumpunzel

Trumpunzel, Trumpunzel, let down that hair? Everything is fine, just tweet away! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Kit Lively

Unexpected Twists During ABC's James Comey Interview

Comey was using the interview mostly as a platform to give away…

The Very Basic Facts Contained In The FBI's Released JFK Assassination Documents

The FBI recently released all documents related to the 1963 assassination…

Contents of Comey’s Other Memos

A memo in which former FBI Director James Comey details an interaction…

James Comey’s Medications for the Recently Unemployed or Politically Compromised

Are you stressed? Worn out? Beaten down? Have recent events --…

Other Revelations from the U.S. Intelligence Community

  Russian hackers got into the Nielsen computers and sabotaged…

Highlighted Excerpts of Interest From the FBI's Investigation of Hillary's Emails

"... just saying, if someone is being paid to give me a proper…