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Inside Sedition and 8 Other Potential Ronna McDaniel’s Fox News Shows

Inside Sedition, Fox and No Friends, Big Steal or No Big Steal, and more!

Some Possible New Jobs for Tucker Carlson

GOP diversity consultant, Melting wax figure of Tucker Carlson, Busboy at Trump Grill, and more!

Headlines From the Dominion / Fox News Trial We Will Never Get To See...

Fox Newscasters Arrive at Court Hearing Atop 4 Flying Horses, Swarm of Locusts Found on Sean Hannity During Pre Trial Security Screening, Judge Jeanine Pirro Appears Anxious, Uneasy In Presence of Real Judge, and more!

CARTOON: Replacement Theory

Brain, Thinking, Reason, Feeling- Replaced. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Downhill

Some bad news...Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Tucker Carlson Rates Other Famous Mascots Based On Hotness

The Starbucks Mermaid: My favorite kind of woman: silent and impossible to get pregnant because her lower half is a fish. She always keeps me coming back for more by running hot and cold. If I ever met her I’d tell her that my coffee isn’t the ONLY thing about me that’s grande. Rating: 8/10

Other Crazy Beliefs Of The MyPillow Guy

"Andrew Cuomo's discarded nipple rings can be used to construct a helmet with which to contact yodeling enthusiasts from other dimensions." "Beverly Hills 90210 is superior to Melrose Place." And more!

I Don’t Wear Makeup For Men, I Wear Makeup For The Ghost of The Confederate Soldier Who Haunts My Apartment

He’s not really one for this world, so we pretty much stay in the apartment. And he’s not totally outdated—recently he discovered Fox News and absolutely loves it.

CARTOON: Absurd News

National Absurdity Day was yesterday. Could you really even tell anymore? Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Jeanine Pirro Diary Entry on the Night Mueller Report Delivered to the DOJ

I’ve been suspended from Fox News for TWO whole weeks! I feel like I'm missing senior prom.

The Grinch Can Keep Christmas This Year, I Am Tired

Every year we entertain the Grinch by playing along as he tries to ‘steal’ Christmas, but this year he can keep it–I am tired.

20 Hairstyles for Fox News Personalities

Bad Ombré The Extreme Bias Cut Sleek, With Side-Swept…

Sean Hannity's Other Secret Advisers

It turns out Michael Cohen isn't the only associate of President…

A Day In The Life Of Sean Hannity

Wake up, take morning piss (mostly blood). Make coffee while…

Bill O'Reilly's Unused Final Monologue

So apparently the brass here at fucking Fox FUCKING News says…

Putin's Diary

Dearest Diary, Sometimes I believe you are my only friend.…

Other Things That The Kremlin Would Like An Apology For

President Trump's interview with Bill O'Reilly on Fox News really…

FOTO BOMB: Megyn and Newt's First Date