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If I catch an STD from one of the dates provided by your site, is the next date free?

How diligent are you in researching whether or not members are serial killers? Would you say very diligent, fairly diligent, or not very?

There don’t seem to be very many female members on this site. Any other guy members want to just meet up for a quick circle jerk?

This is the dating site for married people, right? In my experience, married people are typically fat, kind of smelly, and don’t really like having sex. If that’s what I’m looking for, mightn’t I be better off at the Christian Singles dating site?

When I was a teenager, if my friends and I wanted to bang a married lady we would just offer to do her yard work, and eventually she’d show up in the back-yard and flash us her beav. Does anyone know if that kind of thing would still work for a balding, middle-aged guy?