Trump IQ Test

President Donald Trump has challenged Secretary of State Rex Tillerson to an IQ test after Tillerson called the President “a moron.”

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Here are the questions that Trump has drawn up for the test:

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1. What’s a moron?

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2. One Access Hollywood bus leaves New York at the same time another leaves Los Angeles. Which one will feature the most sexual assaults by the time it reaches St. Louis?

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3. When is the crowd of 500,000 that attended President A’s Inauguration bigger than the crowd of 2 million that attended President B’s Inauguration?
A) When President A is White
B) When President B is Black
C) A&B

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4. It’s OK to wear white swastikas after Labor Day.

True/False

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5. The proper behavior during the playing of the National anthem is to:
A) Stand at attention with your right hand placed over your heart
B) Tweet at attention
C) Order the Vice President to leave the room
D) Ask Vladimir what to do

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6. Rearrange the following letters to create a word: covfefe.

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7. Someone reports something horrible that you did. Your reaction should be to:
A) Call it fake news
B) Tweet that you’re going to bomb some country
C) Undo something Obama did
D) All of the above

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8. Which country has the best hookers?
A) Russia
B) Russia
C) Russia
D) Russia
E) All of the above

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9. A natural disaster strikes a state that did not vote for you in the election. Your immediate reaction should be to:
A) Reduce your round of 18 holes to 9
B) Increase your round of 18 holes to 36
C) Stage a campaign rally in a state that voted for you

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10. A cabinet member insults you publicly. Your response should be to:
A) Meet with him privately and have a calm, rational, adult conversation. (Ha! Ha! Just kidding).
B) Give him a vote of confidence
C) Fire his ass on the spot and replace him with that chick Nikki Haley

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