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Jus Kaplan is a writer based outside Boston, Massachusetts. He is editor-in-chief of The Boston Accent, a wicked serious New England satire publication. His words have appeared in McSweeney’s, The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Points In Case, WBUR, and The Atlantic, among other outlets.

Jack Stebbins is a comedian and a student of Public Policy at Brown University. His writing has appeared in The Hard Times, Hard Money Magazine, Weekly Humorist, various viral TikToks, and the songs of The Matlock Twins. He also serves on the Development Team for the acclaimed documentary news show Axios on HBO.

Dana Jeri Maier is a cartoonist based in Washington, DC, and has been a contributor to the New Yorker Shouts and Murmurs since 2018. She is the author of Skip to the Fun Parts: Cartoons and Complaints about Creativity.