Ways To Make The Vice Presidential Debate More Entertaining…
Each nominee answers questions from a dunk tank seat.
Secretly spray JD Vance’s wardrobe with catnip prior to the debate, then unleash several dozen cats during a particularly slow, boring part.
Replace typical debate format / moderators with format and host of that hot wing eating interview show.
Hire a professional tattoo artist to give Tim Walz a face tattoo during the debate.
Each third question of the debate replaced by a hacky sack contest between the nominees.
Microphones kept on at all times during this debate, to hopefully catch all of the nervous tummy toots.
Allow an audience, but only an audience similar to a Jerry Springer show type crowd.
Occasional interruptions from Nickelodeon’s green slime.
Free REO Speedwagon tickets for the tenth caller.
Broadcast debate only via PornHub.
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