Originals
What Other Flags Mean When Flown Upside Down
Boy Scout flag
We learned how to tie all the knots, but we did not learn how to untie them. Please send help.
Girl Scout flag
We’re out of cookies.
Wisconsin flag
We’re out of beer.
Florida flag
Florida Man currently vacationing in Nantucket.
California flag
Some of our bears mate with geckos, and their offspring consequently walk on the ceiling.
Jolly Roger flag
Come aboard and take yer booty back.
House of Rapunzel flag
The royal barber insisted that a pixie cut looked best with Rapunzel’s face shape.
Lego castle flag
When your cheap-ass parents buy you the dollar store bricks that don’t even fit together right.
Pride flag
Sweet, sweet revenge of Vib G. Yor.
Polish flag
You can reach us at our winter residence in Monaco.
Japanese flag
Party ‘til the sun goes down.
New England Patriots flag
We confess to all of it: Spygate, Deflategate, replacing Tom Brady with a robot in that BetMGM ad.
Prince symbol flag
Lake Minnetonka closed to swimmers on account of blue-green algae. We ask for your patience while we purify the waters.
Pineapple flag
I’m pretty sure I can talk my wife into it.
Canadian flag
It’s autumn.
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Kelly Unger is the recipient of the Wagner-Berger Prize for Excellence in Creative Writing. Her writing has appeared in Slackjaw, Robot Butt, Minnesota Running and Track, and places you’re even less likely to have heard of. Find out more at kellyunger.net.
