Products Affected By China’s New Tariffs
Lizard-Innard Flavored Twizzlers
George Foreman’s At-Home Anal Bleaching Kit
I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter brand semen substitute
Doggie Treats (made from real dog! Nacho cheese and ranch flavored varieties only)
Workin’ Mirkin- The official pubic wig of the Chinese Peasants and Workers Democratic Party
Glade Ghost B Gone air freshener and spiritual house cleanser
Cap’n Crunch ChickenNoodlesBerry Supreme cereal
Honor Your Family By Eating Worms And Setting Yourself On Fire- game show home version